Fable 2

I recently got an Xbox 360 and have since then become obsessed with a game called Fable 2. Basically you can create your own fate and decide whether you want your character to be good or evil. And just like real life, it's so much harder to be good in the game than it is to just be bad. So it got me thinking about that stuff alot. Like why is it so hard for Christians to do the right thing? Because killing innocent people is so fun! ...Well in the game it is at least. I am against killing people usually. Unless they're douche bags. Then I'll turn my back to the acts violence.

Anyways, my guy is a fat ass now because I fed him too much pie to heal his health. And it is IMPOSSIBLE to lose weight in this game. Now I know how it feels to be a person cursed with bad metabolism. You eat a pie you gain 20 pounds. Holy crap! i know right? I know....  I've been there now. I feel your pain, little chubby kid with the twinkie I mentioned in my previous post, I feel it. No. Don't cry little fat kid. You won't be fat forever... Well you might but just remember... There's always someone fatter than you. Run along little, big one... Run along and play in the woods with the fairies and twinkies...

Okay it's been a little too long since my last post. IM SORRY. But I have a job that eats away the hours of my life like a fat kid eats away twinkies and food that makes you say, "Really? Did you really just ingest that entire pig?" But I'm trying hard to keep it up.

Moving on.

I would like to write a book. Preferably something like adventure and magic and fairytale, that's kind of funny and sarcastic sometimes but also has touching moments for the ladies and vigorous fighting for the guys. I want all kinds of mystical creatures. Including ones that I've made up. So, I pulled a few strings and I am now the official owner of Shrek and everything with him. Except that ginger bread guy. Couldn't afford him.... So as of right now I have this and I think it's coming along great:

Once there was an ogre named Shrek. He stopped making so many movies. The End.

School

Can I just say that school sucks? I'm so not ready for this whole thing to start again. I have a job people! I'm makin moolah! I ain't got time for your shenanigans! Your like, read this, and do that, and blah blah blah. You selfish bastard you. (I'm talking to School, he's a douche) I don't like it when you mess with my plans, dog. So back off or you will be mercilessly beaten by school girls. Nobody likes you man. Nobody. Okay sorry that's a little harsh I'm sure teachers like you because you're their way of making money but you still suck majorly.... Jerk. I hope you let me have a good year... or so help me... you'll be in some deep shyte.

Much love (you bastard),
Anthony

Meteors

Is staying up late for a meteor shower a stupid idea? I think not. I think It is freaking awesome.  And if you have a problem with it you can just bite me. So go outside every once and awhile and enjoy some awesome universeness that God created for our pleasure. :)

Take care now. Bye Bye then.

Abort73

I just wanna let people who will ever read this blog know where I stand on the topic of abortion. That shit is messed up. Pardon my french. But I really feel strongly about this. I can't stand the thought of someone taking an innocent life. I don't like murder. But the fact that it is a tiny baby just blows my mind. I don't know how doctors sleep at night after doing that stuff. What is the most innocent and cute thing in the world? A baby something! Dog, giraffe, HUMAN... it doesn't matter... Would people respond better to this problem if it were kittens and animal cruelty? Honestly, I think they would. I'm not trying to be a major downer of a blogger. But this is kind of a serious topic that I feel very passionately about.

So here's the deal. Go to http://abort73.com/...... now.... and buy an awesome shirt or something to support them. They're an amazing group doing amazing things. Oh and don't kill babies cuz God will hurt you...

Sickness and Video Games

I am a very sickly child. But lately I have been more sick than usual. Which is why I haven't been posting. But does anyone know how it feels to throw up only coffee? Like the only thing in your system is coffee so that's all you have to throw up... Yeah it sucks!

Anyways, this time of sickness has given me the opportunity to reunite myself with some of my favorite oldschool games. I started playing Harvest Moon for PS1 and I quickly realized why I stopped playing that game. I'm not sure what kind of person gets a thrill out of weeding grass and talking to townsfolk... But I'd like to meet them because I'm pretty sure I have some weeds that can be plucked. I find myself wishing the little farmer boy I named Gunter had a gun and that his dog "Skippy" was one of those evil Resident Evil hounds that enjoys gnawing on human flesh. No sir, my childhood games just aren't the same anymore...

Radio Station

So lately I've been interested in starting my own radio station. I'm tired of lame-ass radio stations taking up the whole radio. And I'm tired of the local Christian stations being boring and just saying "We're family friendly." I wanna have a station that does literally all music. Christian and non-Christian. Oldies and comtemporary new stuff. Metal and Country. I want it all. And I'm totally serious about it too. I'm seriously looking into this now. Donations and funding and equipment. All of it. It's gonna be fricking awesome. If you think it's a bad idea you... are just the worst kind of person. Crushing my dreams... Gosh. Nimrod. Anyways, If you have any ideas or are interested in helping out let me know! Please and Thank you!

I really feel convicted to reach out to Christians. I'm not sure why. But it's like all of a sudden hitting me that sometimes the real problem with religion is the followers themselves. Like a few people at my work who claim to be Christians but I just don't see it. I know why I have this job now. I'm supposed to just live as an example to them. I mean that's really it. Not like conservative and stuff. And not being like, "Well you know you shouldn't say "fuck" you'll burn in hell for eternity... you sinner." I just want to be really chill. And sort of easy to talk to. Because I know there's people there who just need to talk. So that's what I'm doing. Sorry, today's entry is a little more on the serious side. But I never said I wouldn't have serious ones. And on that note, if you do read this and are extremely offended, I have a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor. So don't be such a douche.... Gosh.