Okay so my dad bought me a thing of JujyFruits(R) because I'm a sucker for gummy anything. Now could someone explain to me the shapes of these damn things? I mean what the frickin frack is this crap supposed to look like? Lets see, my interpretation of the shapes.... A fish with its head cut off, either a lego piece or peas (and who the hell thinks of peas while eating a fruity candy?), and (the only somewhat normal one) a gumdrop... or a thimble.. and then there's one that says Heide, the name of the company who makes them. First of all, who is this Heide bastard who makes insanely, stupid shaped candies? Is he some kind of criminal mastermind or evil scientist who was always picked on by the other tiny, evil geniuses as a child and sought revenge by making confusing candies to dominate the world with? Yes? I think yes. (Let's hope he never see's this and sues me for it... Just in case I'm gonna go up and add a fake "R" next to the name. There we go. All set!) And second of all who thinks this way.... "What flavors should these candies be? Oh, how about orange, cherry, lime, lemon, and..... Hmmm.... just to mess with people's heads.. let's throw in a purple one and instead of it tasting like grapes, let's make it licorice!" Jimmeny freakin' Christmas.... The first bite into one of those fake grape ones and I nearly choked from the shocking mishap that just so happened to be the taste of licorice in my mouth.
In conclusion, I must say that these are not my favorite and that Sour Patch Kids (R) rock the socks off of these sadly misshaped candy...
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